"So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish."

Hey Pheebs, you want to help?

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nepetaquest:

beesmygod:

my aunt and my sister are watching supernatural and my aunt just went “why dont they put salt in a hula hoop and just hula past all the demons”

WELL

WHY DONT THEY???

the road so far:

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doubleadrivel:

weliveonfiction:

flatbear:

cumberbitch-in-a-tardis:

marin-fluently-sarcastic:

counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

gordon ramsay fandom

If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.

03.09.14 @ 19:2110401

heytinafey:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

fallontonight:

Water War with Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is our first-ever female guest to play Water War, and she has the power of Oprah on her side!

03.04.14 @ 23:29413737

nbcsnl:

theonion:

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Don’t miss the premiere of latenightseth at 12:35/11:35c!

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