naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

04.19.14 @ 15:10138942

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

the-invisible-turnip:

twilightwitch:

WHY FATHER?!?

I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY

04.17.14 @ 00:54522926

the-invisible-turnip:

twilightwitch:

WHY FATHER?!?

I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY

04.15.14 @ 16:2131841

keylaleigh:

psychoholic:

buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.

You’d have one too if you were 8 for 14 seasons.

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

einsteinonacid:

ineedtogetpaid:

i thought LGBT was a sandwich

Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

image

rosesalts:

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

macklemoré

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

teddstrr:

Lady Gaga has a Pokemon Gym

03.26.14 @ 23:1348237

teddstrr:

Lady Gaga has a Pokemon Gym

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

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