mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
04.17.14 @ 00:54♥522926
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.
when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie
if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car
FACT OF THE DAY: mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation