the-invisible-turnip:

twilightwitch:

WHY FATHER?!?

I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY

04.17.14 @ 00:54517227

the-invisible-turnip:

twilightwitch:

WHY FATHER?!?

I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY

04.15.14 @ 16:2131709

keylaleigh:

psychoholic:

buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.

You’d have one too if you were 8 for 14 seasons.

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

einsteinonacid:

ineedtogetpaid:

i thought LGBT was a sandwich

Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

image

rosesalts:

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

macklemoré

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

teddstrr:

Lady Gaga has a Pokemon Gym

03.26.14 @ 23:1347178

teddstrr:

Lady Gaga has a Pokemon Gym

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

officialunitedstates:

my idea of a fun friday night is making a smoothie and then trying to piece back together the fruit

hiimnic:

aika-chan01:

I love that they stay in character

I love that they do their job instead of breaking character and getting fired.


^

03.20.14 @ 21:2257414

hiimnic:

aika-chan01:

I love that they stay in character

I love that they do their job instead of breaking character and getting fired.

^

halalbacon:

The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.

circumcisions:

circumcisions:

sluttyoliveoil:

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK

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